"...but you post food. I tend to block people who mainly post food." ~ Jerry Saltz, Art Critic
"super gifted...his works are truly beautiful." ~ Kelly Clarkson
Included in list of the city's greatest public art ~ Timeout Chicago
"What a great idea." ~ Lester Holt, NBC Nightly News
"Pothole Picasso" ~ New York Post
FUCKTRUMP
Edition of four pieces
10” x 11” x 2"
Marble
3 lb 9 oz
2026
Available
Perhaps you’re too sophisticated
to say it. But you can think it.
Or own a piece that says it for
you 24/7. Arrives ready to hang.
Slow Burn
Edition of eight pieces
9” x 10” x 1.75"
Art is 4.125” x 3.125”
Smalti, marble and ash
2.7 lb
2026
Sold out
Commemorate dark times with
this fancily (?) framed new mini.
Arrives ready to hang.
Brighter Days Ahead?
Edition of ten pieces
6.125” x 5.125” x 1.5"
Art is roughly 4.125” x 3.125”
Smalti
1 lb
2026
Available
Uncertain times with uncertain leadership. As I worked on this
tiny piece I wondered if a nuclear explosion had ever been rendered
in mosaic. Maybe not in the US
but surely in North Korea or the
old Soviet Union. Right? Frames may vary. Arrives ready to hang.
Gift Card
Edition of ten pieces
6.125” x 5.125” x 1.5"
Art is roughly 4.125” x 3.125”
Smalti and Marble
1 lb
2026
Available
Why buy yet another gift card
when you can get one of these
for more money? Frames may
vary. Arrives ready to hang.
ZZZ Scrabble (customizable!)
Edition of ten pieces
6.125” x 5.125” x 1.5"
Art is roughly 4.125” x 3.125”
Smalti and wood tiles
1 lb
2026
Available
Love Scrabble? Hate Scrabble? Either way, this piece is for you. Want different letters? Just let
me know. Frames may vary.
Arrives ready to hang.
